As a web page that operate under the guiding principles of “Cheap”, “Unreliable”, and “Mostly Harmless”, we recognize the importance of ethical behavior in all our activities. We understand that ethical considerations are not only crucial for legal compliance and public relations but are fundamental to how we operate and interact with all stakeholders, including investors.

Our focus on affordability and accessibility for customers, under the value of “Cheap”, is not at the expense of product safety, quality, or durability. We prioritize suppliers who adhere to ethical and sustainable practices and invest in testing and quality control measures to ensure that our products meet or exceed industry standards. We believe that this approach will help us build a loyal customer base and secure a competitive advantage in the market.

While our value of “Unreliable” may seem counterintuitive, we believe that it is a unique selling point that sets us apart from our competitors. However, we recognize the importance of transparency and communication with customers regarding any known issues or limitations of our products. We provide clear instructions and warnings on the packaging, offer refunds or exchanges for defective products, and prioritize the resolution of any customer concerns in a timely and satisfactory manner.

Finally, our value of “Mostly Harmless” reflects our commitment to minimizing negative impacts and actively seeking to create positive impacts for our stakeholders. We engage in sustainable and socially responsible practices throughout the supply chain, support local communities and charities, and promote environmental stewardship and social justice initiatives.

We believe that by upholding the highest ethical standards, prioritizing transparency and communication with customers, and actively seeking to create positive impacts, we can not only achieve our business goals but also contribute to a more sustainable and equitable society. We invite potential investors who share our values to join us on this journey and help us build a successful and responsible business.